And a glass of wine gives you a terrible migraine,
There is one liquor found in every bar that’ll make you look like a badass.
Drink vodka. Drink it straight. No ice.
If you must be fancy, get it with soda water and muddled mint.
“I’ll rather be drinking a buttery Chardonnay right now, but my 114lb body is too awesome to tolerate anything less than hard grain alcohol.”
That, my friends, is a woman to be feared.